In no particular order I just pulled them from the thread and put them together.

1. People keep telling you that you have a great looking Hummer
2. You are happy with 18 mpg
3. You forego the new shoes for bigger tires
4. You start every sentence with "my next mod will be....."
5. The Wrangler folks get cargo envy
6. when people say does that have lockers in it
7. It sure looks warm and comfy in there.
8. After driving through deep water you do not have to dump out your boots!
9. What’s a commander I never heard of that.
10. How'd you get THAT thing up HERE?
11. When you even consider modifying your garage door so you can fit in it with a roof rack.
12. you, your wife, the kids, all your camping gear and half of your friends camping gear are all in YOUR truck because your friends drive a "real" jeep
13. after a day of wheeling with your friends, you are the only one not wearing a parka, gloves, goggles and can drive away refreshed
14. a minor fender ding is $1500 to repair
15. you can't buy aftermarket parts for YOUR Jeep
16. You are the only one of your group that can tow your buddy when he breaks his sh&t!
17. You consider drafting on the highway a great way to improve mileage.
18. the roof becomes an extension of your trunk
19. When you can fold the seats down and sleep like a baby in the back..