General Rules

[cico7]

Here are some home remedies:

AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE
ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLE S WHILE YOU CHOP.
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AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
>
FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES,
THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
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A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING
OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
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IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
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YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T
MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
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IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM. My new favorite saying.....


DAILY THOUGHT:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY
BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

[CmmdrDan]

Good stuff!

[pjmjr508]

nice

[cico7]

nice
Hows the burn?

[AJeepZJ]

Here are some home remedies:

AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE
ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLE S WHILE YOU CHOP.
>
AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
>
FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES,
THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
>
A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING
OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
>
IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
>
YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T
MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
>
IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM. My new favorite saying.....


DAILY THOUGHT:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY
BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.


This makes sense... usually the sink is closer to the door than the toilet.

[pjmjr508]

Hows the burn?

typing one handed for awhile & will see the burn doc on friday. 3rd degree covers the bottom of the left hand. great meds tho


thx for asking

[IamJEEP]

Good one Don!

[Holaday07 4.7]

typing one handed for awhile & will see the burn doc on friday. 3rd degree covers the bottom of the left hand. great meds tho


thx for asking

Damn that sounds horrible, what happened

[pjmjr508]

Damn that sounds horrible, what happened


I had a BBQ mishap on last Sunday where the handle on my smoker/BBQ broke & lost my balance and ended up going into a pile of hot coal with my left hand. 3rd degree burns on my left hand with superficial burns on my head & left side of my neck. I will be seeing a burn doc on Friday & hope for no skin graph being needed. Thanks for asking


I have fixed the design flaw on mine & will not have the issue again lol

I also used the BBQ again the following day (One handed) I had marinated meat ready to cook

[cico7]

Glad your back up and about!

[sean112280]

oh man. Hoping you don't need a skin graph neither! Thats what I like to see though....good resilience getting back to the grill:)

[Holaday07 4.7]

I had a BBQ mishap on last Sunday where the handle on my smoker/BBQ broke & lost my balance and ended up going into a pile of hot coal with my left hand. 3rd degree burns on my left hand with superficial burns on my head & left side of my neck. I will be seeing a burn doc on Friday & hope for no skin graph being needed. Thanks for asking


I have fixed the design flaw on mine & will not have the issue again lol

I also used the BBQ again the following day (One handed) I had marinated meat ready to cook

That would scare the crap out of me. Glad your alright and still grilling!

[pjmjr508]

Thanks everyone.
I have never been a quitter & it was beaten in to me when young, if you fall off the horse, GET RIGHT BACK on it to get over the fears