Funny or Stupid Criminals & 911 Calls

[LWM]

No Chinken McNuggets at McDonalds!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfKhWzNXdEw&playnext=1&videos=lEmGhJXLjRA&feature=rec-LGOUT-exp_stronger_r2-2r-5-HM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95O3HJewq8s&NR=1


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgujN--Oy0o&feature=fvw

[LWM]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEsaI-cS-kI&feature=related

[LWM]

Burger Kings gives woman the wrong burger.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ12Ry-hD6I&NR=1

[LWM]

911 to get a date.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ddp8TB2RzI&feature=related

[LWM]

Street Viagra:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcsE6IPHVic&feature=related

[LWM]

Worst 911 Operator Ever!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ0dvONEgr0&NR=1

[LWM]

Subway Sandwich Shop can't make my sandwich correctly:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjxHmyxsfZE&feature=fvw

[LWM]

Cop calls 911:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLkOddgjYuY&feature=related

[LWM]

What else can you say?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB4pOuY37ZM&feature=related

[LWM]

Drunk Driver Reported:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JJpQHgc7Sk&feature=related

[LWM]

My Boyfreind will not marry me:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nXNptMuShY&feature=related

[LWM]

I'm locked inside my car:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbX_I_lrmIc&feature=related

[LWM]

Lots of bad language. Skip this one if you may be offended!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJfr35gXEoc&feature=related

[LWM]

McDonalds won't give me my Orange Juice:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RybBUt4Uwec&feature=related

[LWM]

Tonight I am working night court...

We had a juvenile on the 2am docket that was arrested for stealing a car, when the officer asked the driver for his driver's license the kid responed with "I don't carry my ID when I am stealing cars".

[LWM]

Man's question to officer leads to arrest

A man on a scooter asked an officer a question that led to his arrest, Surprise Arizona police said.

Surprise man David Williams, 23, rode up to an officer around 7 a.m. last week in front if a convenience store in the area of Ocotillo and Greasewood streets, police spokesman Mark Ortega said. Williams reportedly asked if the officer had ever arrested him before.

The officer told Williams that he did not think he had arrested him but ran his name through communications to check, Ortega said.

The officer was notified that Williams had a valid warrant for his arrest out of Pine Top on suspicion of assault with a weapon, Ortega said.

Williams was then arrested.

[Adondo]

I think the guy's IQ matches his age.

[WanderingTs]

They aren't criminals because they are smart. Job security for those of us in the field.....

[Adondo]

Man calls 911 after being shortchanged in crack deal

NORTH CHARLESTON, SC (WCSC) -

Police arrested a 41-year-old man last week after he called 911 and told officers that he was not given the correct change after buying crack cocaine from a drug dealer.

The North Charleston Police Department arrested Dexter White for disorderly conduct.

It all started last Friday around 4:30 a.m., when White called authorities and told officers that he had given $60 to a drug dealer for crack and only got back $20 worth of drugs.

White said the drug dealer refused to give him $40 back.

According to a police report, White then walked away from the drug dealer, smoked the crack he purchased and then called 911.

White was locked up at the Charleston County Detention Center.

From here: http://www.live5news.com/story/14571627/police-911-crack-deal

[Adondo]

Suspects busted after 'pocket dialing' 911

updated 5/4/2011 5:51:04 PM ET

CLAY, N.Y. — An ill-timed, inadvertent 911 call led police to three larceny suspects overheard planning break-ins in upstate New York.

Onondaga County Sheriff Kevin Walsh says police already looking for a suspicious person got the unlikely assist when one of the men "pocket dialed" his cellphone's emergency number while driving near the scene of an earlier heist.

As a dispatcher relayed the conversation to deputies, the men discussed their plans, described their surroundings and even commented, "there go the cops now."

Walsh says that was enough for a deputy to turn around and stop the Kia Sportage full of tools stolen from a business in the Syracuse suburb of Clay. The dispatcher then heard the driver being asked for his license and registration.

The men arrested April 26 face grand larceny and stolen property charges.

From here: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42905231/ns/technology_and_science-wireless/

[WanderingTs]

No news story - I saw it first hand.

Man calls 911 from a motel room stating that the woman he is there with has stolen his money and will not return it. Officers arrive to find that the man is with a known prostitute, who he paid in advance, and she was then unwilling to complete the act.

The officers asked the man what he wanted them to do for him. His reply, either make her give me what I paid for or give my money back. He left with neither.

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60 year old man meets with a 40 year old man behind a local pornography movie theater for a sexual escapade. They climb into the 40 year olds van and start the act. Knowing there is a lot of drug activity/prostitution in the area, officer drives through the parking lot and sees a head bobbing up and down in the van. Officer investigates and finds a sex act in progress.

As the two men are being pulled out of the van, the 40 year starts to talk about how embarrassing the situtation is. His list starts with no one knows he is bisexual, it was embarrasing to be caught in the act with an elderly gentleman as the other half, and that he is catholic going man. It is then that the 40 year old sees the other person with the officer. This person is in plain clothes. The 40 year old asks who this person is. The officer replies, "That is my community chaplain ride-along, a catholic minister." The 40 year old is arrested for indicent exposure and is able to confess his sins all at the same time.