LMCAO.......
Sounds just like my uncle's house, the dog will start barking as soon as you pull into the driveway. They also have a Rotty/ Lab mix that is trained to attack in German. My cousin braught her back as a pup from his first tour in Iraq.
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LMCAO.......
Sounds just like my uncle's house, the dog will start barking as soon as you pull into the driveway. They also have a Rotty/ Lab mix that is trained to attack in German. My cousin braught her back as a pup from his first tour in Iraq.
I think you guys are definitely taking the right steps to ensure ur kids don't get a hold of firearms. It has always been my primary concern, and it is one of the few reasons why I don't own a gun. My grandfather took advantage of my quick reflexes when I was in HS and enrolled me in a number of self-defense and hand-to-hand combat courses. Mostly mixed martial arts. But most of what I know is only defensive counter attacks. When I was at Duke for a couple semesters, a guy pretty much taught me everything I know about shooting a bow and arrow. When I got back to Raleigh, I bought a compound bow - and kept up with my targeting.
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nothing nerdy about those things! The training for mix martial arts is agonizing. And I'd give props to anyone who can work a 60-75lb draw weight on a bow and hold it.
My ex girlfriend found my bow hunting skills VERY attractive.
Yeah, when I start building my AR.... gonna go with Noveske. A friend of mine has one and it cycles soooo smoothly. Says its easily one of the best rifles at competitions.
Oh, and the robot apocalypse is a more likely story. Zombie's just have no true method of existing, biologically speaking. Not that they cant be created... but that they cant last without some form of a higher thought process and some method of slowing/stopping the natural decaying of a dead body.
You're assuming the zombies are walking dead in the traditional sense. I think more realistically, it will be a viral infection causing increased aggression combined with a loss of the higher reasoning/logic functions of the brain.
Better go to Zombie Armory and stock up on your Tactical Bacon before the zombie apocolypse... http://www.zombiearmory.com/category...nsumables.aspx
Hmm, never thought of it that way.... But at least that is more feasible, and if the virus is transmitted through blood... then the biting could be the transfer.
Scary that they are really looking into it... (yes this is a real person, real company but they dont list this department)
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LOL
LMCAO!!!!!!!! (<-----oh boy, I think I might get cico in trouble again......)
Hey Look up LMCAO on Urban Dictionary and you will find it is published there over my name.
My name is the one spelled cico7 and my entry is not related to the "Cracker" entry. Caleb (the "C")
started this now all his CUBANISTIC friends can now feel more comfortable knowing thier collective
ass' have been recognized.
I am absolutely appalled that you would drag the Nigerian Banking institution into such a fraudulent scam!
I am the SCAN SPAM master and I have been recognized by several member of the off topic committee as the
foremost SCAN SPAM detective. Now.... what was I talking about?
Oh yeah, the Nigerian Banking industry has been abused for many years and often ends up as the south end
of a north bound mule when scams such as above are developed. That being said, the above response to the
registration is false and I have absolutey no alliance with the organization.
You can trust that I am absolutely, positively, legit and I have been added to Angies List as a reliable source for
Zombie Schools you can trust. Registration number 35-21322144512344991043984500
Lol, I think this thread has turned way off target!
Psssh... Angie's list was so... yesterday. Kudzu is the new hotness!
You have just received a Taliban virus. Since we are not so technologically advanced in Afghanistan, this is a MANUAL virus. Please delete all of the files on your hard disk and send this virus to everyone you know.
I'm so out of the loop. WTF is going on ? LOL !!!!!! Here is my latest addition to my home defense. My brother got this Stevens 20g for christmas back in like 1982. He recently gave it to me. I sanded off some surface rust and re-blued the barrel and stripped and refinished the stock. I left the receiver as it was because it wasnt rusted and has a nice patina. I only get 1 shot though. :)
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There is no saving this thread now :p
some time entertaining is better then informative :p
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