slamming back some yuengling right now watching some football!!!! Bears come on at 1600 can't wait we need to slam those lions
slamming back some yuengling right now watching some football!!!! Bears come on at 1600 can't wait we need to slam those lions
Beer is good, beer is good, beer is goood, and stuff !
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Life and a Can of Beer
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.
He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between golf balls.
He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else.
He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes."
The professor then produced two cans of beer from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.
"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things--your family, your children, your health, your friends, your favorite passions--things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.
"The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, your car.
The sand is everything else--the small stuff.
"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house, and fix the disposal.
"Take care of the golf balls first, the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the beer represented.
The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of beers."
2007 Commander Overland / 4" SuperLift / 285/70R17 Cooper Discoverer ST Maxx / Rusty's adjustable rear UCAs / Carolina Driveline front drive shaft / Flashpaq / DRLs & Tilting Mirrors / Autolite Iridiums / Cobra 29LX Chrome LE CB & Firestik antenna / Rear fog lights / Mopar Grille Guard with HID driving lights
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Thems be fightin' words Sal!! (even though we played like crap)
I have a 4 of Dogfish Head's Punkin Ale sitting in my fridge. I actually started brewing my own a couple years ago. I seem to make it faster than I can drink it. If I ever make it to a trail ride with you guys I'll have to bring some out so you guys can help me kill it.
Last edited by DetroitMarauder; 11-16-2011 at 03:40 PM.
^^^ I think I would have the exact opposite problem!
2007 Jeep Commander: QTII, Leather, Sunroof, remote start, OEM Skid Plates, 2 in Daystar lift, 255.75.17 BFG Mud Terrains on Moabs, 1.25 " Spidertrax wheel spacers, 4x Guard front guard and Side Guards, Optima Red Top, Robbys half inch leveling spacer, Bilstein 5150 Rear Shocks, Pinch weld mod and trimming!
BBQ'd pork pieces, mashed potatoes, and Thou...
Thought I'd try a new beer with dinner tonight - Sierra Nevada Pale Ale.
Little hoppier than I was expecting for a "Pale" Ale, so I'm glad I waited for dinner (I like a Pale Ale at lunch when I can get away with it! ) with this one.
The Carolina game was going QUITE well... until I started watching (they fumbled inside the Tech 5 - and that's probably all she wrote for my 'Heels tonite ). At least my wife is a good cook!
'07 Jeep Commander, Rocky Mountain Edition - 287 V-8 - Superchipped - aFe Stage II R-5A CAI - Flowmaster Super 44 - 2" Daystar lift - Spidertrax spacers - 32x10.5x17 Cooper A/T's - Fastman throttlebody - Skyjacker 8000 shocks
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