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    One American Soldier

    This one's for Sal

    A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they
    hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: "One American soldier is
    better than ten Taliban."

    The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over
    the dune.... whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a
    few minutes............



    then silence.

    The voice then calls out: "One American is better than a hundred Taliban
    soldiers."

    Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over
    the dune.... and instantly a huge gunfight commences.

    After 10 minutes of battle............ again silence.

    The voice calls out: "One American is better than one thousand
    Taliban."

    The enraged Taliban Commander musters a thousand fighters and
    sends them over the dune.

    Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire rings
    out as a huge battle is fought..............


    Then silence.

    Finally, one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and
    with his dying words gasps to his commander, "Don't send any more men;
    its a trap; ....... There are two of them."
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    Lifetime Member Getting Dirty Sal-XK's Avatar
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    Dude that is hilarious and true LMFAO

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    Thats awesome.

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    Now that made me laugh!

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    Lmao!!!

    I just emailed that to my friend and cousin overseas. They'll get a kick outta that!

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