I snapped a pic of this sad sack - ILLEGALLY parked (hence the red ticket under the wiper arm) - that's already had the poop knocked out of it. My crappy phone pic doesn't do it justice.

The bumper area on the driver's side is REALLY torn up. Looks like someone scraped it against a city bus or some such. In fact, leaving my barber shop, I saw a city bus almost hit it trying to make a turn, BECAUSE it's illegally parked.


Reminds me of the old John Hiatt tune - Perfectly Good Guitar.

There oughta be a law, with no bail
Smash a Commander and you go to jail
With no chance, for early parole
You drive a Compass 'til you get some soul...