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  1. 07-02-2013, 07:10 PM #1
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    Funny Jeep Quote

    My fiance came across a pretty funny quote and I thought id share; not sure if anyone has heard it before.

    "When I die, burry me in my jeep because it has never been in a hole it couldnt get out of"

    Or some man humor...."I wish my girlfriend was as dirty as my jeep"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Core XK View Post
    Or some man humor...."I wish my girlfriend was as dirty as my jeep"
    Too OLD for girlfriends - I wish my kids were as CLEAN as my Jeep!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_War_Wagon View Post
    Too OLD for girlfriends - I wish my kids were as CLEAN as my Jeep!
    I'm 22 years older than you and I have girlfriends all of which are dirtier than my Jeep.
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  4. 07-04-2013, 06:16 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by redrockv8 View Post
    I'm 22 years older than you and I have girlfriends all of which are dirtier than my Jeep.
    HG
    That's what I'm talking about!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by redrockv8 View Post
    I'm 22 years older than you and I have girlfriends all of which are dirtier than my Jeep.
    HG
    I've been married for 17 years - it just FEELS like 8,270,187,389,463,485,348,568,324 years...
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_War_Wagon View Post
    I've been married for 17 years - it just FEELS like 8,270,187,389,463,485,348,568,324 years...
    Now, that's what I'm talking about...
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