I ALMOST had you an XJ really cheap yesterday!

Was sitting at a 4 way, and saw a cop coming fast (road sloped down hill from the stoplight, so I saw him coming from at least a quarter-mile away) - lights & siren going. Cross-traffic light turns green, and Oblivious Guy in an XJ saunters into the intersection - staring straight ahead (his driver's side window was even half-way down, so I'm thinking that SURELY he must've heard the siren! ). I brace for impact, because I expect the cruiser to NAIL the XJ, and the remnants of the collision to carom MY way, since I'm first at the light on the inside lane. Cop locks 'em up and stops INCHES short of the XJ - whose driver I SWEAR, NEVER looked to his right - & which kept on sauntering through the intersection!

Had he hit it full-steam, it'd of been a nice fixer/upper project. In fact, I probably could've scooped it all up in a $12 USPS anywhere box and mailed what was LEFT of it to you!