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    Stupid State Laws:

    Mohave County AZ - A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.

    Bexley, OH - Ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses.

    San Francisco, CA - Persons classified as “ugly” may not walk down any street.

    New Orleans, LA - It is illegal for a woman to drive a car on Main St. unless her husband is walking in front of the car waving a red flag.

    In Alabama, you cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant.

    Kennesaw, Georgia - Every head of household must possess a firearm of some kind. (this one isn't stupid just rare)

    Dayton Beach, Florida - The molestation of trash cans is banned.

    Rhode Island - Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void.

    North Carolina - You can beat your wife but only on Sunday morning on the court house steps.

    Tempe AZ - It is illegal to eat grass where sheep or cows are grazing.

    Arizona - Donkeys cannot sleep in a bathtub

    Nebraska - it is illegal to go whale fishing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knappster View Post
    Stupid State Laws:


    Rhode Island - Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void.

    Not sure how many marriages there are to which this applies, but it seems to me at least one party to almost every divorce is either an idiot or lunatic.
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    you should be happy to know that "Bexley, OH - Ordinance number 223" is no longer enforced....
    Prostitution 666.1 is.

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