Stupid State Laws:

Mohave County AZ - A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.

Bexley, OH - Ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses.

San Francisco, CA - Persons classified as “ugly” may not walk down any street.

New Orleans, LA - It is illegal for a woman to drive a car on Main St. unless her husband is walking in front of the car waving a red flag.

In Alabama, you cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant.

Kennesaw, Georgia - Every head of household must possess a firearm of some kind. (this one isn't stupid just rare)

Dayton Beach, Florida - The molestation of trash cans is banned.

Rhode Island - Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void.

North Carolina - You can beat your wife but only on Sunday morning on the court house steps.

Tempe AZ - It is illegal to eat grass where sheep or cows are grazing.

Arizona - Donkeys cannot sleep in a bathtub

Nebraska - it is illegal to go whale fishing.