While looking for XK accessories I ran across this:

"Your SUV doesn’t have to play a role. Just because it’s boxy and full of cargo space doesn’t mean it can’t boast a flair for drama in its own right. Perhaps the alluring shine of Jeep Commander Chrome Trim is just what this baby needs to reach the big time!"

I busted out laughing - as if I would EVERY purchase from these guys with that description!!