Or at the VERY least, a heart attack?

Presentation is key folks. Get your game face on and enter “The Snackadium.”

Guacamole field; cheese dip and salsa end zones; Slim Jim goal posts; sour cream yard markers; Ruffles, tortilla chips, Cheetos and Doritos for fans; vienna sausages with cheese helmets for players; rice crispy treat stadium; hot dogs with bacon separating the fans from the field.



Bacon sidelines - so THAT qualifies!