I visualize the current Apple CEO swinging a pocket watch... "You're getting sleepy, sleeeeeepy. Buy iphone. Buy iiiiiiii phonnnnnne"
Then hundreds of zombies shuffling in a queue at iPhone stores everywhere: "I... phone. Ayyyyyyyyyy phonnnnnnnnnnnne" with their arms held up stiff out front, al-lah old Bela Lugosi movies.
Just sayin'